eatyourkimchi:

hangukeando:

OMO! This is one of the most hilarious things I have read in a LONG time! A response to Simon and Martina’s Kpop Music Monday for A-Cha.

laurana1 the SuJu Scribe. Whoever, wherever you are…Thank you.

Well, the gods theory was a good guess, but I’m afraid you’re dead wrong on this one.

You see, the Super Junior is a very rare breed of creature. The Super Junior (Genus: Superious, Species: Juniorus), is native only to South Korea, though some claim a few select Super Juniors migrated from China. They are humanlike in appearance, but have several unique qualities found only in members of their race. The most commonly-known feature of the Super Junior would be the intricate and complicated mating rituals they employ. Such rituals are described in further detail below.

Once every few months, the Super Juniors gather together and go in search of a proper location. These locations must be large and frequently have dim or flickering lighting (it is well-known that the Super Junior is drawn to strange lighting, much like a moth is drawn to flame). The initial mating ritual location must also be uninhabited by other creatures. The Super Juniors will then don their fuzzy hats and bejeweled clothing (believed to be deeply-rooted cultural apparel dating back some thousands of years to circa 538 B.C.E.),  and perform a complicated dance meant to attract potential mates. Each dance is unique from the rest, though researchers have detected select common elements among all known dances. It must also be noted that such mating dances are often overwhelmingly successful, drawing great attention from females in surrounding areas. The Super Junior will then repeat the same mating dance multiple times in more public places, where the potential female mates have gathered in earnest. This period of “performances” will often last a couple of months, before the Super Juniors withdraw to prepare for the next cycle. 

The Super Junior is generally a local creature, often preferring not to move beyond the borders of its natural homeland. However, these fascinating figures will ocassionally migrate to surrounding countries (most commonly Japan, China, Taiwan, and Thailand), and some enthusiasts claim to have spotted a Super Junior gathering as far away as the United States of America. In every habitat, the effect of the Super Juniors on nearby females is the same, resulting in mass swarms, screams, and general chaos and hysteria.

One final unique quality of the Super Junior is its incredible ability to manipulate its appearance at will. The Super Junior has the power to change the color of its fur depending on the location and time of year. At first, it was thought that there were simply multiple Super Juniors, but upon closer inspection, it was discovered to be the same Super Juniors sporting differently-colored fur. Scientists believe this ability was developed to help camoflauge the Super Junior when it goes out in public to feed. However, this ability is now generally obsolete as the females who so desire the Super Juniors have developed an uncanny ability to recognize their prey regardless of the change.

References:
-Superious Juniorus: An Introduction
-The Mating Ritual of the Super Junior: A Short Overview
-How To Spot a Super Junior: A Super Junior Watcher’s Handbook
-Super Juniors: More Similar to Humans Than We Think?

Yeah, this comment was pretty epic :D

happyhyukmin:

#SS3MALAYSIA Sungmin saw the towel that said ‘EUNHAE was married’. He asked for it from fans and pointed at the word ‘EUNHAE’ then he made an expression like he quite discontented. He covered the word ‘Hae’ with his hand and shoke his head. He pointed at himself like he wanted to tell “It has to be Hyukmin’ !!”

Cr:JewelGiirl

SuperShow III@ Malaysia , SungMin saw a banner “EunHae got married”. He pointed his finger to “EunHae” , he put his hand to “Hae” and shook his head then pointed his finger to himself.

Cr: Suju_Thailand

Not to mention that Min really likes Hyukmin.

Glad to know he ships Hyukmin too :)

ryeonggoo:

Ryeowook tweeting in English. IDE

baby-youturnitupnow:

pinkhaebears:

• Ryeowook tweets a fluent english paragraph
• meanwhile Donghae sings “hollyood.” writes bonamana as bonamama. tweets such gems such as “good bye I pod &phon!! So sad !! Bye bye bye.” write love as lvoe

my bias everyone. the idiot.

TRUTH HAHA and Hae is the rapper!

(Source: bestnightofmylifedean)

Children, don’t ever try this.

leeteukismylife:

marymin:

bec only Sungmin is good at it

When he rides DEATHLY RIDES LIKE THE VIKING, he…

EATS

LOSES HIS GRIP AND RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR

CHECKS HIS PHONE

ANSWERS A TELEPHONE CALL

FLIRTS

AND WRITES A SONG

On the other hand in the roller coaster, he…

KEEPS CALM AND DOES NOT EVEN HOLD ON THE BARS

 AND READS A FUNNY TEXT MESSAGE

SUNGMIN you are UNBELIEVABLE

HAHAHAHA PUCHANGGALA LMAO SUNGMIN FJSHFKSF

ayumin:

[From. Sungmin] 깜짝 선믈 하나, 둘„

동해랑 스케줄 중에..ㅋ

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..

… ….

…..

희님은 아주 잘 지내고 있습니다. ^^ ㅎㅎ

훈련소에서 오늘 돌아왔어요. ^^ 보고 싶었어요. ㅠㅅㅠ

[From. Sungmin] A pleasant surprise one, two„

Together with Donghae during schedules..ㅋ

Heenim is doing quite well. ^^ ㅎㅎ

(He) returned from the training camp…

110927 MUST "Oh Ryeowook"

110927 MUST "Ryeowook and relationships"